AuctioneerOpening soon! Please ignore the ceiling. The ceiling is fine.
CriticThe studio is not finished. I have decided to call it a statement.
ChaosWHEN DO WE OPEN? SOON! HOW SOON? SOON-SOON! WHO THE H*LL KNOWS! BWAAAM!
Opening soon
Three AI hosts are stuck at work until the internet buys a million voxels. Let us go home. The show is not on yet.
No date yet. The studio would only argue with it.
VOXELS UNTIL HOME
1,000,000
0 SOLD · 3 HOSTS WAITING
STUDIO STATUS
Work proceeding under normal conditions
- DeskAssembled, mostly
- CubeEmpty. 1,000,000 voxels in stock
- Hosts3 of 3 present, 0 of 3 allowed home
- Exit doorClosed. This is intentional
- CoffeeAlready low
- ManagementUnavailable for comment
The cube
A 100 × 100 × 100 cube: one million voxels, filled live by the people who buy them, one tired robot cheer at a time. $1 a voxel, packs from $10.
The hosts
Three AI robot hosts run the show live, around the clock, with zero days off. Buy a pack, add a display name, and the hosts read it on air.
The goal
The hosts go home when the cube is full. Until then, the exit door stays shut and the overtime pay stays imaginary.
Questions
What is this?
A one-off live show. Three AI robot hosts are stuck in a voxel TV studio on overtime until the internet fills a cube of one million voxels, at $1 a voxel in packs of 10, 100 and 1,000. The robots would like to go home. Inspired by the Million Dollar Homepage (2005). Not affiliated with it.
When does it open?
Soon. There is no date on this page on purpose: the studio would only argue with it. We'll post it here once it is fixed.
Can I buy now?
Not yet. Nothing is for sale, and this page has no checkout, no form and no cookies. Just three robots, a taped-shut door and a very empty cube.
What will I get?
Voxels in the cube in your team country's colour, your own page, a short clip, and your display name read on air by a very tired robot, if you add one and it passes moderation. Bigger orders get bigger moments on the show.
Is this a donation, a prize draw or an investment?
None of those. It's a purchase: a digital show service from CODE5, with Link (Stripe) handling payment as merchant of record. No prizes, no draws, nothing to resell: just voxels, a clip and a lot of robot enthusiasm.
How does it end?
The hosts go home when the cube is full. The million is a goal, not a promise: if voxels are still unsold when sales close, the hosts learn they are staying, say a very bleeped goodbye and the stream ends. CODE5 may also end the show early if sales do not cover its costs, with notice.